I hate having a room mate.
Why are you always in the bathroom when I need it? Like no matter what you’re ALWAYS in there. And you take for fucking ever in there. You can’t just pop in and pop out, it’s always like 30 minutes in there.
Oh and can you please say something when we knock on the door? Don’t just ignore us and go “I’m in here!!” When someone finally opens the door because you’ve not said anything. Seriously. It’s not fucking hard.
And turn off the tap. Water wasting mother fucker.